This is pretty much the dumbest idea to come down the pike since the invention of the UW Pager For Business Travelers.
Once again some science/business guy has come up with a way to get non divers down to an incredible 60 feet without knowing the first thing about scuba.
"This year the company will build 100 Scuba Scooter units from fibreglass moulds for a chain of international resorts in Malaysia and by next Christmas it's hoped a million of the units will be out for sale".
Shark Diver will soon be marketing the all new "HUD-view mask" guaranteed to warn you when a Scuba Scooter, driven by a Narc'd Malaysian, is weaving its way towards you.
Cue the Jaws music boys...