Sunday, September 28, 2008

Mother of Montauk-BREAKING NEWS

Our in-depth and dare we say "exhaustive" coverage of this summers strangest beach story the Montauk Monster is not over...just yet.

From our Tip Line this morning an email and series of images from Ocean Beach, California being dubbed as "The Mother of Montauk":

Hey Shark Divers,

We love your blog. You're going to like this one. This morning we were walking our dog along Ocean Beach just past Sloat Ave and came across this "thing" on the sand. It was about 5 feet long and weighed about 60 pounds. It had rows of triangular teeth like a sharks and webbed claw hands with no tail. The back end was crushed and rotting and it was steaming and smelled like sulfur. Our dog would not go near the thing.

We have no idea what this thing is, Mother of Montauk? What do you think?

Editors Note: We have no idea what this is but thanks for using our tip line to bring it to the world. Personally we *think* that some sort of alien ship filled with off world critters from across the galaxy crashed into the ocean this summer. These things have been washing up all over the place.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mother of Montauk!

What next Chupacabra?

Anonymous said...

Holy crap!

That's a mother of something alright...

The Immortal Seth Lazarus said...

Dead Sea Otter.

GlimmerMan said...

Whatever it is, looks like a dog - you can see what used to be black fur on it... How can they say no tail, when it's back end was apparently crushed and rotting? smelling of sulfar? maybe just the smell of rotting flesh...