Cephalopodic Horror - The Horror!

Far be it for us to suggest that any particular culture should abstain from "playing with food," but then again the following video is just plain gruesome.

The science behind this is simple, freshly dead cephalopods can be reanimated with a healthly dose of salt found in most soy sauces.

The results will make even the most hardened Zombie Apocalypse fan wince:

Mother of Montauk-BREAKING NEWS

Our in-depth and dare we say "exhaustive" coverage of this summers strangest beach story the Montauk Monster is not over...just yet.

From our Tip Line this morning an email and series of images from Ocean Beach, California being dubbed as "The Mother of Montauk":

Hey Shark Divers,

We love your blog. You're going to like this one. This morning we were walking our dog along Ocean Beach just past Sloat Ave and came across this "thing" on the sand. It was about 5 feet long and weighed about 60 pounds. It had rows of triangular teeth like a sharks and webbed claw hands with no tail. The back end was crushed and rotting and it was steaming and smelled like sulfur. Our dog would not go near the thing.

We have no idea what this thing is, Mother of Montauk? What do you think?

Editors Note: We have no idea what this is but thanks for using our tip line to bring it to the world. Personally we *think* that some sort of alien ship filled with off world critters from across the galaxy crashed into the ocean this summer. These things have been washing up all over the place.